Pooch

A bitch or a weakling. This word is used in the bay area and was first introduced by Javier De La Cruz and Terrance Jackson.

Look at my pooch Bill. Or. Look at those pooches over there.

by Javier De La Cruz June 21, 2007

screwing the pooch

The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.

Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!

by leopold Sampsonite February 9, 2006

Pooch

The act of sitting outside the front door, usually on a step - or two. There are often many people involved in this activity, all watching the world go by armed with cigarettes and perkers. This term is often confused with the act of 'stooping' although general belief is that the act of pooching out wins the act of stooping.

To pooch in the morning
Pooch in the evening
Pooching all day long

by knoddle May 6, 2009

Pooch

A sexy black man from the south, usually texas.

I want to meet that pooch.

by jenaveve13 July 27, 2009

pooch

a packed pipe with crystal methamphetamine.

Hey, "chris where's the pooch at?"

by Abraham Gutierrez September 25, 2006

Pooch

The piece of skin between the scrotum and arsehole of a person who chooses to be a 'front-wiper'. Portmanteau of the two words 'poo' and 'gooch'. To be shouted at anyone discovered to be a front wiper at any available opurtunity...'POOOOOOOCH'

Mate, you're a front wiper? That smell must be your pooch then.

by Poochie boy March 13, 2008

Pooch

To get scared and back out of something that you originally said you were going to do.

To bitch out of something.

Don't pooch out now, you said I can hit it!

That fool didn't do, he pooched out!

Tony pooched out man, he didn't fuck that hoe.

by Dirty SOuth 954 May 16, 2008