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Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
by Interested observer October 31, 2023
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Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person
by bethanfern June 25, 2019
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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Clam Pong

A beer pong game invented by the girlies.

6 players. 2 teams of 3.

6 sets of 3 cups (in 2-1 formation) are placed on the long side of the table, 3 on one side 3 on the other. These are the clams. Each person gets a clam.

There are 3 balls in play. 2 clams on one team start with a ball; 1 clam on the other team starts with a ball. You can shoot at any clam on the other team. There are no turns; anyone can shoot any time a ball comes to them or they find one on the ground.

Once your clam is gone, you can seek redemption by bouncing a ball into another clam's cup. If you make it, you can bring one of your cups back. If you miss, you are out.

Once you are out, you can help your fellow clams retrieve balls for them to keep shooting.

The first team to lose all their clams loses.
Girlies!! Get in formation...It's CLAM PONG time!
by _miss_lyss February 6, 2025
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ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.
Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.
by picturer June 30, 2024
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Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything
I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.
by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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