by Eric Buck May 24, 2007
Get the king pong mug.Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
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Get the Ping pong mug.by Sexmaster69420 March 9, 2020
Get the Pong mug.- Hey, do you play Sans Pong?
- Yeah i do its a really cool game!
- I love to play it hours on end!!!
- Me Too!!!
- Yeah i do its a really cool game!
- I love to play it hours on end!!!
- Me Too!!!
by Gemmyyy February 13, 2021
Get the Sans Pong mug.In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 June 26, 2016
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