Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

brownie points!

An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.

"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."

by AmerLynne June 14, 2017

Griddy Points

Griddy points are ohianese points that are used when u watch kai cenat and learn his skibidi rizz.
When you rizz a baddie Ishowspeed and Kai cenat award you griddy points

Did you know i have skibidi rizz

Baddie : Omg i want u

Kai cenat - Here are 5 griddy points

by dfhjdksldkjchb November 8, 2023

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

fluffy point

A fluffy point refers to easily attained points in course grading. This includes but is not limited to simple extra credit assignments and credit given out of pity.

I currently have a 74 in the class. I wish there were fluffy points so that I could have a higher grade.

by OB111 April 15, 2009

Gay to the point

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)

Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-

by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

Nerd Points

the distribution of points to those who achieve sublime nerdiness in thought, speech or action.

heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.

all: NERD POINTS!!!

by wss2011 June 30, 2011