"i went to a taking back sunday concert and all i got were these lousy scene points" on a shirt...lol lianna
by matt myers April 6, 2003
Get the scene points mug.1) an imaginary form of currency that has no real purpose.
2.)currency usually given after insulting someone brutally, and too their face
3.)currencry given for saying something very disturbing, and mentally scarring to or about others.
2.)currency usually given after insulting someone brutally, and too their face
3.)currencry given for saying something very disturbing, and mentally scarring to or about others.
by Xeb September 1, 2003
Get the points mug.Professionals that are frictionally unemployed at all the local coffee shops updating their social media, twitter, MyFace, LinkedIn and other profiles in order to look busy and not go insane.
The line of Prings was out the door.
by Pfelgin Negnar January 28, 2012
Get the Prings mug.this is when you light someone up for the first time (marijuana) and it is essentially your award for doing so
Guy #1- Did you just get Sally to smoke weed?
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!
or
c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!
or
c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor
by Negro Thunder February 18, 2009
Get the Ten Points For Griffindor mug.After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.
by Enaudo September 25, 2008
Get the points on the package mug.A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.
Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.
Ways to earn batty points:
1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.
Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points
Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.
Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 1, 2008
Get the Batty Points mug.Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.
Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.
Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers
Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.
Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers
by wreaal July 12, 2011
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