protectress

a female who will withhold and guard something no matter what the given circumstances

The protectress of my heart nearly died the other night, but she came over as soon as she got out of the hospital.

by iamtheprotectress November 18, 2010

All Pirates

a phrase meaning really great, perfect for the situation, amazing, superb, brilliant, excellent or anything really good

The opposite of No Pirates

School being canceled was All Pirates! that party was ALL pirates! that girl looks good, she's All Pirates

by T. Allen Clegg June 26, 2008

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

by blue_heart February 14, 2023

Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

sleepy pirate

The action of squirting love pudding on a sleeping victim's eye with the intent that when the wake up and the semen is crusty, they will then rub their eye and say "YAAAR!"

My woman looked too innocent while sleeping, so I had to give her the ol' sleepy pirate. Yar.

by lihgljhhgdffhd7764 February 15, 2006

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008