A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
Get the Phone Shadow mug.Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
Get the Phone Autopilot mug.A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012
Get the Dog Phone mug.Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
by Fairydurt August 5, 2011
Get the Phone Dictator mug.It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
Get the kosher phone mug.When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
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