Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
Face red and words spelt wrong. The Phillip Effect is when you get to tilted from a video game that you lose all english ability. You begin stuttering on your words and making a general arse of yourself.
Person 1: I frokcin hete u
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic
Person 2: Shit, The Phillip Effect in it's finest
Person 2: This guys gone full dyslexic
by EllisMills May 20, 2018
the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
by reallyhothotpie March 19, 2017
a sexy beast his lush glasses will make any boy cum uncontrollably his and abs are simply sensational i would love to just suck his greasy hair
by sammyb2sav April 22, 2019
A very unintelligent person who thinks he can beat me in smash but he's too scared to actually 1v1 me. He thinks him as Kirby can beat me as inkling and he always says I have no skill but he's just jealous of my bald head which he always talks about every day. I can tell he is making fun of me by the way he talks to me and starts to change the subject from talking about something to talking about my hair. He really is a meanie and he is ruining me and Shannons relationship.
by Donato Communale July 14, 2019