perry vossibell

a comedian who thinks they're funny but who has all the comedy timing of russ abbott

the first act on the bill tonight recieved a luke-warm reaction from the crowd after a perry vossibell performance.

by listypoos October 26, 2004

perryliss

the act of only being able to have sex for short 10 second spurts of time.

Don't pull a perryliss tonight loser.

by SAMMMMMMY October 23, 2007

Perry surprise

The act of accidentally shooting a load in your own eye.

Dude, I tried to blow into a shirt, but it pulled a magic bullet and I got a Perry surprise.

by brettsterplow October 22, 2008

Perry-dy

parody of a Katy Perry song.

Dude, check out this Perry-dy on Youtube! It's so funny.

I Kicked a Girl

I Kissed a Dog

I Kissed a Boy

That's What Yinz Get Fer Growin' Up in Pittsburgh

etc etc.

Saturday Night Live did a dumb Perry-dy the other day.

by reallysupercoolkid August 19, 2009

PERRYTWINKLE

A Perrytwinkle is a person who has a very small dick. He is also sometimes sets fire to his farts, this is possible as his balls are even smaller than his dick so don't get in the way, but they do however sometimes catch fire.

Quick get a bucket of water ! Perrytwinkle is on fire again.

by pjuk January 3, 2010

Perrygrove

A Perrygrove is defined as the act of enjoying sex with inanimate objects most notably disney characters such as The Magic Carpet from Aladdin, or the Candlesticks from Beauty and the Beast but not the wardrobe.

They can also occasionally be tempted by a badger but only if the mood is right.

"Dude, that is such a hot toaster!"

"Yea, I'd totally Perrygrove that!"

by DisneyLovers February 17, 2010

Perryloo

When a white American woman has the fetish and/or attraction for trashy British men.

Referring to Katy Perry's relationship with Russel Brand. And the British slang word for toilet spelled "Loo" or "Lou".

Guy 1-"Hey i heard she's only into British guys"

Guy 2-"Oh she must be a perryloo!"

by konolikapika October 20, 2010