Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

29 percent

When you phone or electronic needs to be charged and it feels like the end of the world

Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed

by magcongirl619 October 17, 2015

Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"

by Swabladore April 19, 2016

Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.

Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.

by Cunts-R-Us August 9, 2016

hundred-percenter

Someone who is trusted implicity one hundred-percent.

Everybody you about to meet in this room is a hundred-percenter.

by robrobbyluv1byluv1 May 13, 2016

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018

marc perales

His laughter is annoying as fuck but he knows how to hack the pentagon so its all good fam.
He will lose his virginity at 30 and he just looks for hentai porn on the deep web.
in conclusion he is a very nice guy, OR MABY JUST A DICKHEAD

Look at this guy... He is a Marc Perales

by geraaard June 6, 2018