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pearl moustache

Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.
Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!

Experienced wangsman: n00b...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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pearlnecklace

a pearlnecklace is a covering of sperm in the region of the throat, as in ejaculation from perhaps A TITFUCK. The white opalecent and stringy effect and coloring of ejaculate around the neck or throat.

When I cum on her face, she points my cock downward and gets a pearlnecklace.
ZZ tops song "Pearl Necklace" refers to a "kinky girl"..."that kinda jewelry she's talkin' bout really don't cost that much"

She want a pearlnecklace
by grizzlechin May 22, 2006
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Neal Peart

GOD!

the most influencial and amazing drummer ever.

drummer of progressive rock band Rush
Person A: "OMG i saw Rush live last night!"
Person B: "Realy!? It must have been awesome!"
Person A: "Ya Neal Peart is really is the most kick ass drummer on the world!"
by myself..........that is all... November 23, 2010
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pearbutt

someone with a butt that looks like a pear. gross
look at that runner with a pearbutt!
by pearbuttsaregross May 25, 2010
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the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.
My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.
by Sergio D. May 19, 2006
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pearly whites

most commonly used to refer to teeth. However, also used in Cockney rhyming slang to mean shites (or shits). "Bary White" or "Turkish Delight" are also used in Cockney rhyming slang to mean the same thing.
(teeth) she has a good set of pearly whites on her.

(shites) his friends are a pair of "pearly whites"!
by Andrew Olgado December 24, 2007
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fat pearl

An FTP URL
Give me the addy to your fat pearl so I can upload some sweet videos of my brother smoking salmon.
by Ham T. Sandwich January 22, 2009
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