Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Particle

A particle is someone who constantly flops. A flakey person who is unreliable.

James is such a particle as you can never depend on him for anything.

by Don Riddle March 13, 2018

Partial

Partial is in reference to a person that is unable to gather their thoughts for themselves being a little on the slow side maybe

He seems quiet partial these days.. poor bastard...drugs I spose

by Bindy_ boo December 28, 2018

Particulated

Particularly Related

“This really seems particulated to those case files.”

by Dezzleeth March 13, 2019

Particle Of pain

The tiny bit of nail that sits between your nail and skin that insists on making your day hell.

“Mum get the tweezers I’ve got a particle of pain again”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”

by Glassie June 8, 2019

Particle Collider

The action when two males partake in anal sex, in the doggy style position. The action of the particle collider is when their ball sacks clack together.

Carl: Y'aren't doing the particle collider in there cuz I hear some clacking!

by 342 Boi June 8, 2019

partisanize

To make every disagreement about anything a partisan matter.

When I pointed out that giving an enormous tax break to the uber-wealthy obviously would promote even greater inequality than currently existed, he accused me of trying to partisanize the issue.

by Cynicool May 29, 2019