rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face

"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"

by Mickelob December 6, 2017

christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will

I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!

by SNMonelove April 20, 2019

Aksh Parekh

Aksh Parekh is a really smart person, who is smart, tall, and good looking. He has black hair, tan skin, rectangular face and is a Indian-American. He loves science and math and is in honors for all of those subjects in school. He likes exploring the wild and going to wildlife reserves. He loves astronomy and wishes to be a scientist when he grows up.

" I am chill and relaxed, which is the key to life and education."

- Aksh Parekh

by Gogu Sali January 29, 2020

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Jia Parikh

Jia Parikh is a fun girl with a weird and bubbly personality. She's kinda crazy but fun once you get to know her

Person 1: Omg! Is that Jia Parikh?!
Person 2: mhm, yes, she's awesome!! (and kinda weird)

by Jia's BFF (Adi) June 7, 2021