Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Emo Parker

Peter Parker after succumbing to the amplifying effects of the Symbiote.

Darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad attitude are signs to look for.

Oh, here comes Emo Parker crotch thrusting in our direction. Let's go guys.

by Ryan Macfarlane May 19, 2007

Packet Slut

Refers to women who which sleep with any man they can for free drugs. Packet refers to the bags that your gear comes in.

Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.

That girl Gina is such a packet slut, she fucks anyone if she thinks that will get her some free drugs.

by Jerkso April 22, 2006

Pacer

A torturous P.E. activity which involves running around with other morons to bad music.

Damn! We're doing the Pacer AGAIN?!

by Chickee July 6, 2005

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 13, 2004

Packrastination

When you know you need to pack your bags for a holiday, but really, really can't be arsed, or are distracted by Facebook etc.

Jill: Have you packed for our trip Jack?
Jack: No, I've been packrastinating for the last hour!
Jill: You need to stop this packrastination!

by StrandedSumo July 26, 2009

Pacer Shuffle

A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.

Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.

by assblasterrr September 29, 2010