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Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'
Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone
by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016
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One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
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Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.
How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!
by adlc84 October 25, 2018
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Million dollar phone

A trappers phone, usually disposable, with lots on fiens and customers. This phone has the ability to make some serious $$
Friend : why you so protective over that throwaway cell
Trapper: this a million dollar phone
by Optima15 May 28, 2020
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Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020
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Let me see your phone

When your parents say this, you know your screwed.
Dad: Let me see your phone
Me: Oh sh-
by datboi101lol February 24, 2021
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