Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

fan poster

When one send yu a pic of they ass or tits and puts your @ on a piece of paper nd sings it.

katie sent a fan poster to ryan and i saw it on snapchat.

by stinkabihh November 19, 2020

Crock-Potted

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.

Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.

by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block

by Carrot who eat girls August 4, 2021

Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.

Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.

by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021

Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass

“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”

by Getpooted December 17, 2021

9 potted

Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.

Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.

by someone u know loll June 6, 2022