bean popper

that’s totally radical dude

hey do you like my new board
that’s bean poppers bro

by schahs whscehs shahs svd October 3, 2025

Petroleum Popper

The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,

you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.

Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 May 13, 2025

parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Hobart Polyp Popper

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.

My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Hoppers Poppers

A homosexual man who receives anal sexual penetration from other homosexual men, engaging with multiple sexual partners; and never settles down in life with one sexual partner, preferring to hop around from man to man, with a bottle of poppers in his pocket, 365 days a year.

That hoppers poppers is a perfect match for hoppers toppers.

by xPLoads February 27, 2024

Popper daddy

The male authority figure responsible for opening and.positioning the bottle of amyl nitrate so that it may be inhaled by the person being fucked.

Yo yo. Your dick hurts so bad, popper daddy. let me have some of those so that my sphincter muscle will relax.

by EcstaticGiraffe March 24, 2024

popper daddy

During sex, the male authoritative figure, responsible for opening and positioning the bottle of animal nitrate so that it can be inhaled by the person being fucked.

Yo yo. Your dick hurts so bad popper daddy let me have some of those so that my sphincter muscle will relax.

by EcstaticGiraffe March 24, 2024