The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.
Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017
It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 23, 2011
1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.
2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.
2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.
Ex.1
"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."
Ex.2
"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"
"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."
"What a pearl polisher."
"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."
Ex.2
"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"
"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."
"What a pearl polisher."
by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019
When you lick the little hole on a Paczki to test out what filling it is before committing to the calories.
by A. Writer February 28, 2019
Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi
this man cant be stopped
he is the polish bloke
this man cant be stopped
he is the polish bloke
Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough
Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke
Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke
by menelowy September 08, 2022
I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.
For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)
I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)
Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?
So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)
Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)
I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)
Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?
So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)
Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)
I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.
I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.
These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”
Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.
(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)
I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.
I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.
These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”
Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.
(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)
I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023