When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021
Get the Phone addict mug.The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".
Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"
Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....
Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....
Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
by Peterpufferbelly August 17, 2013
Get the Phone Abyss mug.A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
Get the Phone Shadow mug.Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
Get the Phone Autopilot mug.A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012
Get the Dog Phone mug.Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.
Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.
Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.
by Fairydurt August 5, 2011
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