D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

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D.I.P

Decay In Peace

When you gotta dip and go to bed

Just a shitty joke that was created by a Creative Writing & English Literature student at 7 in the morning

R.I.P = rest in peace
But when you're dead you decay
May as well D.I.P

Person 1: Aight ima D.I.P I'm getting tired
Person 2: Aight goodnight.

by foster'scrackheadIdeasAt7am November 25, 2022

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Related Words

P.D Disease • P.P.D.D. • E.P.D.D • N.D.P.D • s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g • D.D.I.P • D.V.D.P. • Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) • P.D. • p.d.c.

d.i.p

dick in pussy

Jevon and Damien be D.I.P

by bvyruo g February 24, 2023

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e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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