Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

angry orca

a nickname, or just a name you call one of your friends when they are bothering you.

Gosh Julie was being such an angry orca today, jeez she needs to just step off!

by Kyle123456 September 25, 2007

orcasm

the events following a person believing ones sarcastic remark

bro1: dude, where'd you get that ipad?
bro2: <sarcasm> get it? bro, steve jobs gave me one after he begged me to sell the idea to him. He blew me and made me a sandwich too.</sarcasm>

bro1: really? sweet, you get any money from that?
bro2: i need new pants, just had an orcasm

by jeremy gayson April 1, 2011

orculence

the weight associated with an obese killer whale or an obese person. the combination of an orca with corpulent i.e, orculence. whale-like

the weight and girth of that woman defines her orculence.
orculent persons need to control their ravenous eating behavior. or, that person's orculence would allow him to have his own attraction at seaworld.

by ERDOCTOR July 19, 2011

Orcun

Guy who is selling his ass behind the gas station.

Orcun only wants 50$ for 30min.

by KevinWestbrook9453 November 22, 2021

shaking like a peach orchard dog

Shaking from discomfort such as a dog that has eaten whole peaches might when passing the pits during defecation.
(Usage, late 19th early 20th century; mid-southern US.)

That lying SOB was shaking like a peach orchard dog.

by ten wheeler September 22, 2011

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016