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lunge dab

A rare and spectacular phenomenon consisting of a lunge simultaneously occurring with a dab. When attempting a lunge dab, participants must go hard or go home.
Tom: I love a good dab, me!
Sparky: I will dab until the end of time.
Nicole: I live for the lunge and can't think of anything better... WAIT!
***ALL THREE LUNGE DAB***
by PurplePicasso August 4, 2017
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Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.
Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.
by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018
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Lung

Also known as a parachute bong, the lung is a crude, homemade smoking device that is typically used for consuming cannabis. The device operates similarly to a "bucket bong", wherein negative pressure is used to draw air through a bowl of lit material, filling the vessel with smoke.

Materials -
* A plastic bottle with a cap (2L is my personal preference)
* Duct tape, electrician tape, masking tape, etc
*A bread bag (a small, plastic shopping bag could also work)
*scissors/knife
*any socket roughly the circumference of your finger or thumb (socket or bowl size is really a matter of personal preference)

How to make -

*Remove the label from the plastic bottle and cut the bottom out of it.
*Place the opening of the bread bag around the bottom of the bottle.
*Secure the bag to the bottle with tape and ensure that the seal is airtight, this can be done by inhaling through it.
*Burn a small hole in the cap for the bottle, but make it smaller than the width of the socket (I'll explain)
*When the hole is close to the size of the socket gently heat the plastic so it's malleable
*Attempt to push the socket through the hole and allow the plastic to cool (this will ensure it's airtight too)
*Pack a bowl and light up!

How to use -
Light the material while simultaneously pulling the bread bag, filling the bottle with smoke, remove the cap, inhale and enjoy.
Hey wanna do a burn?

I got no papers.

All good bro, I made this lung last night it fucking rips hard.

Oh fuck, I haven't used one of those since highschool!
by SadSatan January 2, 2019
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Lung Pirate

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?
by Timothy Balton July 5, 2018
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Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.
Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse
by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019
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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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lung puddle

When one ejaculates so deep into a throat it creates a body of semen ones lung
“Dude I was deep throating Lisa so hard I’m sure I gifted her a Lung Puddle. “
by Lungpuddle103 October 4, 2018
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