by nikab00 January 13, 2014

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.
by Jams gram June 19, 2017

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat
Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.
by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

by Harley February 5, 2004

by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005
