A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.
Handful of Box Office Poison Members:
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
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by Moondog January 2, 2004
Get the Officialise mug.An improvised hot beverage created from items usually found at an office coffee station. The traditional version is made from coffee and "Swiss Miss" instant hot cocoa. Sometimes referred to as a ghetto mocha.
by fadedgiant July 31, 2007
Get the office mocha mug.To be e-mailed or to accidentally view a humorous piece of material or private joke that induces an uncontrollably loud fit of laughter that requires lengthy explanation in an office or other working environment.
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Get the officelol mug.A type of sigh that every employee in the office is guilty of.
It is a sign of being tired, working on your computer too long or dealing with irritating clients over the phone. Also could be a general unhappiness with your life.
It happens when they get up, sit down, walk into your office, or while doing absolutely anything. The sign is usually accompanied by whining and complaining about one self.
It makes you wonder what everyone is so damn unhappy about?!
It is a sign of being tired, working on your computer too long or dealing with irritating clients over the phone. Also could be a general unhappiness with your life.
It happens when they get up, sit down, walk into your office, or while doing absolutely anything. The sign is usually accompanied by whining and complaining about one self.
It makes you wonder what everyone is so damn unhappy about?!
(office sigh) Ahh it's such a long day
It's only Monday...(office sigh)
(office sigh) It's always so hot in here.... GAWD!
It's only Monday...(office sigh)
(office sigh) It's always so hot in here.... GAWD!
by tiger shark18 September 4, 2009
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*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*
*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*
*look for the smallest fault or flaw*
*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*
*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*
*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*
ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.
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