noobsocks

Variation of "noob" that can only be used when directly insulting someone, preferably to replace the person's name.

"just learn the humor is in a kitty saying it and in the phrase being said as coming from a douchebag, not a sprightly moral fellow, noobsocks."

"good job, noobsocks."

"hey noobsocks, get the hell outta here."

by mr. turd furgeson January 11, 2010

Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 14, 2010

noobshiz

n. one who sucks at basically everything in life. Resembles both characteristics of "shiz" and "noob"

Leo, you're such a fucking noobshiz. -5 to 25 at halo? you suck, noobshiz

by aznfireball123 May 21, 2010

Noobswarm

Inundation by a large group of noobs

After the training session ended the seasoned representatives were noobswarmed and had to spend the majority of their time answering dumb questions.

by Symalus August 13, 2010

Noop

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

Noope

(n) A compulsive liar; someone who tells a lie; what you call someone when you know they're not legit; a fraud.

He told me he was going to the store today, but I saw him at the game. What a noope.

by Meganlovesyouuuuuuu March 22, 2011

noonster

To rendezvouz with one's lover during lunch hour, esp. for knocking boots.

Hey, baby, I wrap up the meeting for the McGillicuddy account at 11:45. What say we get together for a noonster to celebrate?

by Notejodo August 23, 2011