nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

noncoward

Someone who faces their fears head on. One who is not a coward.

RJ, Brandon, Pat, Matt, and Henry are all noncowards. Jake, however, is a coward.

by Voorhees 406 (RJ) October 13, 2005

Greasy Nonce Nugget

A phrase used in calling a BIG FAT CUNT WHO IS A DIRTY PAEDOPHILE!!!!

YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!

by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015

nonconformist

A contradictory term which is only used by conformists themselves. If someone were to actually be a nonconformist (which I find impossible) then they would have no need for both the terms conformism and nonconformism.

I conform to nonconformity.

by *Beep* November 25, 2004

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006

Nonconformist

A non-existent idea,

-A person that does not conform to musical , social, or fashion trends.

-This cannot exist as everything anyone does is like something someone else has already done. Nothing you dress like will ever be "original" because if it is, it will just look like you are dressing "weird."

-"Nonconformist" 1: I'm a nonconformist because I dress different

-"Nonconformists" 2: I'm a nonconformist because I listen to music you've never heard of

-Normal Person: Isn't listening to different music and dressing different *popular* in itself?

-Both "Nonconformists": WHAT? You're such a conformist, you'll never understand.

by Cy4id3 July 9, 2009

nonchalant

to act as if you are humping something, humps a lot

Please stop nonchalanting that dog.

by what the heck72 June 19, 2010