“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..

by 🇵🇭‼️ December 07, 2023

No... I really don't...

If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.

Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."

by Hym Iam April 03, 2023

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 22, 2021

I don't no

It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.

Did you eat all the cookies?

I don't no.

by Definitively Cool November 26, 2023

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020