Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.

Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd

by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024

Melissa Bilen

It's the most funny person in the world! If you have a friend named Melissa Bilen should you never lost her!!! Melissa bilen is the biggest bitch in the would so never ever be mean to her or you will die...
just saying

Example
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"
- OMG YOUR BITCH!"

by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

Melissa

The most thoughtful, caring and amazing person and the love of my life

She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever

by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023

`~`America, Beatrice, Carol, Aresesisa <<<CeasaruC>>>,Dennisse, Imaweli, Julissa, Melissa, Katiuska, Stephanie, Uvilada, Zunilda`~`

`~`America, Beatrice, Carol, Aresesisa <<<CeasaruC>>>,Dennisse, Imaweli, Julissa, Melissa, Katiuska, Stephanie, Uvilada, Zunilda`~`

`~`America, Beatrice, Carol, Aresesisa <<<CeasaruC>>>,Dennisse, Imaweli, Julissa, Melissa, Katiuska, Stephanie, Uvilada, Zunilda`~`

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Melissa

The hottest girl on this god damn planet. The smartest person alive. The literal definition or courteous and thoughtful. She will always make you feel safe and comfortable.

My melissa is so thoughtful, cute, and smart.

by morrins July 22, 2022

melissa balkissoon

melissa balkissoon is one of the greatest friends a person could ask for she is understandable, pretty, nice, and fun to hang around. She also happens to give great advice. She's not always sweet though so don't mess with her because she will fuck you up! She also happens to be best friends with Omeisha Mohan.

person a: hey i need advice on something can u help me?
person b: sorry no i can't but Melissa Balkissoon can! She gives the best advice.
person a: really?
person b" yup, she also happens to be easy to talk to so go talk to her.

by Omeisha January 20, 2021