Nelson

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.

Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"

by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017

Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.

A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism

by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017

Nelson Coelho

GOD

1-Nelson Coelho is mothafuckin GOD, BITCH!
2-Nelson Coelho is more god than the modafucking Bolsomito.

by malakoi April 27, 2017

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

Neylonium

Neylonium is your typical dumbass who doesn't know shit about anything but pissing people off in various ways and forms

I honestly hate how Neylonium is always pissing others off.

by Neylonium June 8, 2017

Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it

let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))

by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017

Nelson

GAY dick rider who’s annoying asf will never get layed and has the tinyest penis aword also where’s fake shit

Nelson is a fuck tart

by NoL’sTAKE October 13, 2017