Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse

did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week

by Hizam555 August 29, 2025

Negative Scott

An online man with Munchausen syndrome who does not work for a living. He sleeps too much and is never there when it is important. Everything that a Negative Scott says is subterfuge. Do not give a Negative Scott titties as he will not know what to do with them.

Bummer, you are turning into a Negative Scott!

by KudoRuKia December 6, 2023

Using negativity to get clicks

Still!? Still with that imaginary bullshit, huh? No. No. You eat a dick.

Hym "And how many of you are using 'YouTube default?' Huh? To get clicks? How man of you cock suckers are using the 'YouTube default' to manipulate YouTubes algorithm? Andy did it! He's the most extreme example! So, some of you motherfuckers are doing it, ain't you? Yeaaaah buddy. Actually, SAYING the people are using negativity to get attention IS PART OF 'YOUTUBE DEFAULT' yuh fuck! Look at you! Look at how fucking stupid you look saying that fucking shit to me. The algorithm boosts the YOUTUBE DEFAULT and NOT the negativity, bitch! NOT THE NEGATIVITY! Using negativity to get clicks is not a thing that works. My profound rhetorical, monological, and dialogical prowess is the reason you are reading this shit right now! I am literally unparalleled! I alone stand above all others! I am the exalted one! My seed is probably worth a million dollars a sperm at this point! My power cannot be contained!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

haru negs

a factual statement repeated by the world's smartest man

haru negs!

by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025

NEGS

It's a nickname you give to you're friend that you gotten to know really well

Don't expect negs from me

by DRACO THE BEAST October 7, 2017

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023