[e-mail]

A mysterious person on mystery google that sends out missions and other types of emails.

I got an email from [e-mail] giving me a mission! Sweet!

by mysterydictionary November 29, 2009

mystalk-er

A person who watches another's myspace profile constantly, looking through their pictures, bulletins and status's hourly. They are almost always caught and the other's page.

Look at John on Tila Tequila's page again. He's totally a mystalk-er.

by rawrcupcake August 6, 2010

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010

mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.

hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?

by j-fish origanal mysterymakeout April 26, 2011

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.

dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.

by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011