Mushy Tooshie

When you sneeze into ones butt crack, inputting as much mucus as possible.

Love when a Bro gives me the old mushy tooshie!

by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019

Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.

I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.

by Custer dude January 7, 2020

Musty

When someone is trying to front with swag but their get up is whack. Their look is Musty, bad to be around.

Ugo you’re looking Musty af dawg, get away

by Chad_Season February 28, 2020

Muppy

A sweet petite lady with a heart full of love. Usually a referred to as a grande

My Muppy is the sweetest lady

by Guns 💪 March 18, 2020

Mussy

Cow pussy

My cousin had a dream where I wrote mussy everywhere. I think it’s very fitting.

Haha, mussy.

What’s that?

COW PUSSY!

by liceconsumer May 6, 2020

Mussy

An HBLOCK slang referring to your homie that’s your mans but a pussy .

Tez: Tahmir why you driving so fast ?!
Tahmir: Shut up MUSSY!

by Durfboul May 11, 2020

Mushy

Used to describe men who won't talk to girls in real life. No, he's all about that snapchat quick add life. Probably has a best friends list made of girls from private schools they have never met.

Girl: Who's that cute guy over there?
Me: it's Mushy Matt
Girl: Why do they call him mushy?
Me: He already has your Finsta but won't talk to you
Girl: How?
Me: Yes

by I got nonced June 17, 2020