hannah montana

take a look at the hannah bashing comments u see all the thumbs up? and the small amount of thumbs down
the worst thing that ever happened to the world im 13 and she is not fit hot or sexy she is at most a 4 out of 10 and her singing is terrible i can act way better the nher but my dad wont buy me a tv show and if he did i wouldnt act in a show like that

Hannah montana: hey im awesome do u have anymore cokaine lyke i need to get hy cos my daddy will rape me teehee

Drug dealler: only if u suck me of that give me a handjob then give me a rimjob and do that once a week for a year

hannah montana: ok then

by devss July 6, 2009

montana

A place where men are men and sheep are scared

"Grab the duct tape, Ned's comin' with the velcro gloves again!" - a daily quote by every sheep on Ned's farm in Montana

by MAC DADDY K August 18, 2007

Montana

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.

Montana has more speed freaks than trees/

by Booter May 13, 2005

Montage

A very overpriced fascist hotel in Laguna Beach. Rooms start at over $700 a night so you can "rub elbows" with the rich and famous. They constantly run "education classes" for their employees so that they become part of the "Montage Culture" which is very reminiscent of Nazi Germany. They also lie and get rid of undesirables that no longer fit their employee image. Generally you are told you are blessed to work there and if you don't volunteer for one of their charities you are marked for expulsion. It's like a very dysfunctional family - pretty on the outside but rotten to the core.

Anything overpriced and empty of soul located in Orange County. "Let's go to the Montage and spend a lot of money so that we feel like we're important."

by vinosnob October 23, 2007

Montague

To get extremely blackout drunk and eat someone else's large assortment of expensive french cheese.

Dude, last weekend I was at this wedding and the groom's father Montagued all over the living room.

Holy shit did you just Montague in the bathroom?

by Charles Martel August 19, 2006

montana rodeo

when you are doing a girl up the butt, and then you grab her hair, and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on.

"what's a montana rodeo?"
"what i did with your mom last night, it took her like 15 seconds to get me off of her."

by dcopp October 25, 2007

Tony Montana

A game which requires a large amount of cocaine. The cocaine itself is laid out on a table, and anyone who wishes to partake is allowed to snort as much cocaine as possible. The last person standing wins.

No more Russian Roulette, no more chicken...
We're goin' Tony Montana this time, bitches

by Flip Mojo October 22, 2007