Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.

After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.

by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence

The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.

by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017

Montana

She is super kind and caring, she will willingly clean your room for you. She is super pretty and a great dancer everyone loves her and would be very sad if they lost her. I you have a Montana in your life hang onto her

That girl is such a Montana

by Janice Fran August 31, 2019

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

montana

a white boy with a perm, says the n word. denies having a perm. looks emo irl and misses ash hounds

montana is so scary gurl.... omg his crew sucks

by azuhata November 23, 2021