moustache

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015

momstipated

When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.

Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.

Becca, I haven't been able to shit for days...I'm momstipated. They never let me shit in peace.

by Broken&DamagedGoods April 2, 2016

Monstare

When people stare at you for no apparent reason and won't stop even if you look back at them.

That guy at the grocery store had such a monstare. He was freaking me out!

by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016

Mostaress

Being stressed

He is mostaress

by AkharMisazam June 19, 2016

Moustachelessness

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

momatarian

When you generally eat other peoples leftovers

Tommy is a momatarian

by cheeseydonkey December 25, 2016

moustasha

(Popular in Algeria) Women who aren't good looking and also deeply materialistic

Kadour (not very rich, but a good guy) : asked Imane out , she bluntly refuses (you don't own a nice car)

Saiid (rich, bad guy and probably old as well) : stop beside Imane with his nice car, she goes in (without a second thought)

Kadour: she's such a Moustasha

by imadous February 8, 2017