Momma D

A female with a wide Flat Ass. Or Like a Partially deflated Beach Ball. Also Including Craters (cellulite) on Ass and Thighs.-This can vary from her wardrobe, Momma D Style Clothing, or Her actions such as Being a hard core Mom. The Eskimo term for "ASS" is Deq or Teq, so therefore we call woman with such characteristics above "MOMMA D's"!

"Daaang! Look at that momma D right there!"
"Momma D! Mommmmma D!" haha..

by Eskimo Kiss*Ak May 2, 2009

Yo Momma Jokes

A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.

Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah

by Infinity Hana November 1, 2019

your momma's pussy

a term used when an individual says something and is unheard by another, or when one wants to embarass an individual

Kid 1: Yo man you know what's for lunch?
Kid 2: Your momma's pussy nigga
Kid 1: (kills self)

Jobber 1: Yo man you tryin to go to taco bell?
Jobber 2: where?
Jobber 1: your mommas pussy nigga

by John Machavelli May 15, 2006

Momma

A third person reference to self of a flaming homosexual.

Wait a minute, hold da fuck up...Momma don't do no woods.

by Bluejean Billy March 20, 2009

Momato

Maximum Tomatoe from Super Smash Brothers. Also a newspaper in the Champaign area.

Dude have you squeezed the Momato this week? Check out the article on Princess Peach.

by Infleck October 28, 2008

Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010

momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011