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mohammed

“he has small dk”
“he’s gay”
“he has crooked teeth”
“ he dumb bitch”
Duh duh blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP who the fk you think yous are fking stating false shi under the name of mohammed and stating shi about his appearance while yous there looking like questionable fking creators behind the screen, its fucking disgusting so please stop with the bullshi
Theres so much words to describe mohammed but the main are sweet, kind, funny, soft, quiet, real tall, skinny, and most humble person.
mohammed in your vision may look quiet, shy, skinny, baddas , player, mean, junkie, cold hearted and that’s how he is most of the time the reason he is like that is because the society this generation and the people around gets him to get involved and do cause he wants to fit in and that’s how others see him
but theres a side of him deep deep down inside I know that his the kindest person his a strong person mentally his most warm hearted, his simple and innocence, and his Sweet as the last smile of sunset and his As soft as silk, he might not know this and not show it on the out side.
by zahrassarwary May 17, 2020
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MOHANED

A fat fuck who always creates problems, even when he isn’t doing anything something has to happen that involves him, thinks he is never wrong and just becuase he got some big guys number he thinks he can talk shit to any and everyone he sees, He thinks everyone around him are chamacks, and his idol is Hamdan’s father.
“Ya yeyal mayy gooloon”

“Agoolack Goomt al murooshid”
You know Hamdan’s father
“My names not mohaned if....”
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Mohan

A sex act where a man pretends to have wolverine claws but they are penises form other men giving them pleasure.
Joe gave half the rugby team a Mohan
by jonkus February 8, 2014
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Mohammadi

The fucking sickest name ever, mohammadis get all the bitches
"Who's that sexy cunt that gets everyone to suck his dick?"

"I don't know, his last name must be Mohammadi"
by sexyname. January 8, 2012
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Mohamad Saiful Bin Mohd Sani

Mohamad Saiful Bin Mohd Sani is a strong and capable individual. He will undoubtedly be successful in life and achieve anything he sets his mind to. He is a role model and is often looked up to, he is admired by many and loved by all. He is someone you can turn to for support and is great at consolidating you. His life experiences have shaped who he is today and any person is lucky to have him in their life. He is a great person and an even greater friend if he scolds you it’s because he cares about you. He claims to be emotionless but he is really a giant softie and wears his heart on his sleeve. He is someone who you can't help but love unconditionally and in your tough times, he will be there for you. He leaves you wondering how such an amazing person came to be and how lucky you were to meet him. He is a friend for life and his presence is unlike any other. If you do find a “Saiful”, don't let him go; he is someone to be appreciated, cherished and loved
Person 1: Mohamad Saiful Bin Mohd Sani
by @theoneandlonelyqayyum December 14, 2019
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Ahaan Mohan

AHAAN MOHAN was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields. Originally known as Sméagol, he was later named Gollum after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat". Gollum was once a hobbit who became corrupted by the One Ring. His life was extended far beyond its natural limits by the effects of possessing the Ring, which he frequently referred to as "my precious" and "my birthday present".
you are as ugly as ahaan mohan.
by aahanmohan March 3, 2012
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[Mohammed]

The last prophet of Allah(god). The most honest and greatest person in the universe ever.
by sanbook September 28, 2008
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