moffat

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

by Marty Scanlon December 3, 2007

mofe

A # between 7 and 8, but not a decimal. An imaginary integer (in base 10) that can only be expessed through the bases of 11 or higher. This integer looks like a right-opening parenthesis with a hyphen in the concave portion of it (- with the two lines connected.

Zero One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Mofe Eight Nine
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (- 8 9

by mister cow April 28, 2006

mofocookies

an oddly delicious cookie made out of any crap you can find

Bob: Mmmm these cookies are very good!
Joe: I made them out of mud
Bob: mofocookies.. >.>

by Frikker December 20, 2010

Moffatt

An insecure individual who drives an unecassary large truck he never uses because he needs to feel manly and parks it like a cunt.
Most nissan titan drivers are moffatts.

I had to squeeze between parkin spaces when i got here because some moffatt blocked my door in

by TAFC September 2, 2015

Moffie

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology

Someone who is scared/chicken

Yah you're a moffie. Don't want to joll with us

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

sexual mofo

A manly man with a huge cock that has enough testosterone to please a whale, over and over again....horny as a mother fucker

Ej, Eric, and Wyatt are all crazy sexual mofos with your mom

by Poppa Bear 69 May 3, 2014

The_DVD_Mofo

someone who sits at a LAN and does nothing but burn DVD's annoying everyone around him with his monotone voice.

Jeeezus Christ Andrew IS The_DVD_Mofo
he loves having sex wif his DVD burner

by Godfish September 26, 2004