Mistidious

Lacking knowledge and social apprehension; used to describe an individual or an inanimate object with no sense nor

He/She is a very mistidious human being.
I believe I saw a mistidious creature walking on the road.

by Mistidious October 1, 2017

mistmaker

When your about to cum but your mate spits/blows it so it goes everywhere making mist

Bro my girl made me a mistmaker last night

by Vapelord9000 October 29, 2017

mistake

You

You are the mistake

by theepicjoker March 18, 2018

mistaya

Mistaya is a babe. She’s smart and has a boyfriend. Mistaya is very athletic. She is amazing at basketball and is the most beautiful girl in the world!

Person 1: omg did you see the basketball game?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: Mistaya scored 17 points!!

by Lil’Dorito March 16, 2018

Mistake

Me.

Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.

by urdad17 May 22, 2018

Mistkaes

When an INTJ misspells mistake by mistake.

I never make mistkaes.

by Dastardly Delicious April 17, 2018

mistache

An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.

Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018