meth

good clean fun for the whole family

meth: do it for the kids

by akary June 11, 2006

Sparx maths

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend

“Wanna go to the park”

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck”

“It was nice knowing you”

by I complain a lot March 29, 2022

Maths

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.

two plus two always makes five

by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

meth

white peoples crack.

meth is to white people as crack is to black people.

jim smokes meth in his trailer.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

Methadoner

Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.

Did you see Bob nodding in group today? He is a devout methadoner.

by bobbybobsterbobletta June 11, 2011

meth coffee

When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.

I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 16, 2014

Mehsexual

When you either don't give a fuck about, are not willing to determine, or do not prefer to be bound by a specific sexual title.

Person: "Are you straight?"
Mehsexual Person: "Meh, probably, probably not, who knows"

by Dingus Hunter February 9, 2015