Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

The meth army

50m men with $52.2m per hour who shit $13000⁰⁰ per year always on amphetamine

The meth army will overload court docket phone lines and complaint board when enraged close businesses or at worst use pdws in trial by combat sometimes also or mk6

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

The Kiss of Meth

When two men spread there ass cheeks apart and forcibly press sphincter to sphincter. During this act one of the gentlemen will begin to flatulate filling the others bowels with his methane gas.

After William self-performed the Phantom fist he then proceeded to give his partner the kiss of Meth.

by Lechero Supremo August 31, 2019

Meth Brother

The brother in your family that does meth.

I just got a collection call looking for my meth brother

by PitDweller September 12, 2020

METH

A FLORIDA MANS DREAM

"YO THAT METH IS SO DANKKKKKKKKK"-Florida man

by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022

fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth, they will swap out you new parts for used ones. Your car will not be done on time. One the up side they will accept meth as a payment for services done.

I used a Meth-canic and he swapped out my new parts for used ones.

by anonymous March 29, 2021