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Sophia Mercado

The most gorgeous beautiful girl on the planet. You’ll never meet someone so addicting in your life. The way she walks, talks, and does that thing with her lips is so mesmerizing. Everything about her is so ughhh, you can’t get enough of her. Make sure you treat her right though, she won’t stick around anyone who doesn’t deserve her. Treat her with love and respect, and she’ll give it back to you ten fold, that’s how amazing she is. She really is the girl of your dreams.
“ man i talked to Sophia Mercado today, and I can’t stop thinking about her!”
by Sophiamercadolover719 September 10, 2025
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Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 4, 2023
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Road Trip in the Merc

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
by Heybro... July 18, 2024
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fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.
I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.
by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024
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