Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

ginger melon

A pumpkin

A örangle melon is a pumpkin in other words ginger melon

by Medieval Coal Oven September 7, 2014

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 13, 2016

Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

Mr Mellon

A very-VERY tall guy with blond hair and blue eyes. Gets all the girls and guys. Has a gambling problem when left unattended. Likes adventures and hates Star-Wars.

That guy is such a Mr Mellon

by notsomeoneinurclass November 16, 2018

Julia Maldonado

Julia Maldonado is a type of emotion you can use it with your teen gurls who are on the period because the snotty, rude and sassy.

You are acring so much like Julia Maldonado

by Juliaclarence13 February 16, 2019