by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Megan Clark mug.A really bad knock-off off Angelina Jolie, with the intelligence of Lindsay Lohan, and personality of a crusty thong. For some reason Fox loves to fake orgasm faces at the camera whenever she's not busy ignoring the underage fan boys.
by delightfullywicked August 3, 2009
Get the Megan Fox mug.by brandon mullett December 13, 2010
Get the megan fox mug.An "actress" who was a former model who was quite beautiful at one time, but then like most women nowadays had to go and fuck it up with bad lip injections and even worse tattoo's, now becoming just another run of the mill bimbo who tries too hard to be like Angelina Jolie. Constantly shows that she's lucky to be in Hollywood everytime she opens her mouth, whether it's saying she doesn't want to be known for her looks then posing semi-nude in Maxim, or that everyone of her tattoo's is her way of saying fuck you (while she has the name of a former boyfriend etched into her skin), or her Hitler like comments calling for the death of Middle America that hasn't gotten her in hot water for some inexplicible reason. Totally over-rated.
Guy 1: So how about that Megan Fox?
Me: What about her?
Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?
Me: No.
Guy 1: No?
Me: Did I stutter?
Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?
Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?
Me: What about her?
Guy 1: She's pretty hot don't you think?
Me: No.
Guy 1: No?
Me: Did I stutter?
Guy 1: How can you think she's not hot?
Me: The tattoo's, the vapid, brainless way she expresses herself, the tries too hard to be a bad girl image, the bad plastic surgery, the utter lack of talent that she has, need I go on?
by Chitwood July 10, 2009
Get the Megan Fox mug.The hottest over-40 celebrity there is. Most people know her from the show Will and Grace, where she plays aloholic-socialite Karen Walker. She also has an AMAZING vocal range. And she's hot. Really hot.
Person A: Did you see Megan Mullally on Will and Grace last night?
Person B: YEAH I did. I totally wanted to jump her bones.
Person B: YEAH I did. I totally wanted to jump her bones.
by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005
Get the Megan Mullally mug.formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes
(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!
(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
by couch potat April 5, 2010
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