Dirty Mayberry

The act of when you shart yourself mid sex and smear it on the stomach of the girl you’re fucking and you have a 10% chance of using the shit as lube if she’s an accountant.

I just pulled a dirty mayberry on the bitch. She was bad as hell; she was an accountant.

by thePLAGUEdoctor January 4, 2025

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Per maybe

A replacement word for “maybe”.Used to create a humorous tone or emphasize the indecision.

“Have you eaten breakfast already?”
“Per maybe..”

by Cherry babeh boo February 27, 2026

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[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008

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%100 crazy %0 maybe

it's someone who is certifiably crazy and zero percent sane.

my boss is screaming like a mad woman! she's %100 crazy %0 maybe!!

by htownfinest02 June 22, 2009

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(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

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