chodus maximus

(1)When a person calls you a chode and is obviously a much bigger chode.
(2) A disease named after medieval Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus. Legend states he tried to conquer the Holy Chode in Kazakhstan.
(3) Can be cured with chode poison.

Person 1: You're a chode!
Person 2: Well you're a chodus maximus like Prince Nicholas Charles Chodimus!

by thechodemaster January 8, 2009

Wanda Maximoff

the most powerful avenger but not the finest 😘 ily wanda

“wanda maximoff is so hot and the most powerful avenger”

by carolsgf September 4, 2021

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009

Maximum Popo

A major assemblance of police officers or other authority figures (eg. SWAT).

Criminal 1: Look at the major assemblance of police!

Criminal 2: No, it's called a maximum popo!

Criminal 1: Okay.

by dudebro15 August 11, 2009

Meximo

A mexican who has migrated and settled in a seasonal climate with cold winters. (Derived from the combination of Mexican and Eskimo)

It's only September in Wisconsin and all of the Meximos are already wearing parkas.

by Shwilcox November 22, 2010

meximom

A meximom is a latino woman that takes care of rich white people's children. She's basically a nanny that may or may not be in the country legally.

Brian's meximom picked him up from school today.

by theboneguy January 23, 2011

Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011