marriage

The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.

Marriage blewed my credit card again !!!

by andradrr December 9, 2008

rape marriage

where one partner forces an unwilling other to engage in marriage.

the marriage i have with zack was a rape marriage, as i did not want to be with him.

by leash leash April 1, 2009

marriage

A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.

A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.

by cutterbil January 4, 2013

Salt Lake Marriage

Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.

Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are in some crazy-ass Salt Lake Marriage!

by HAZ4RD December 30, 2008

Marriage

just like drugs don't do it

Jon: His life is screwed.
Steven: Why?
Jon: He got married
Steven: Man, Marriage sucks.

by #1 jason marz fan April 17, 2009

marriage

IT'S A TRAP!!

My marriage was a trap.

by deepvoicechris September 26, 2015

Marriage

a trap created by women that can lasts for life.

Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.

by Mark872 September 20, 2011