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Purdy Missouri

A town that is not so "purdy" at all.

With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).

Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.

Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.
Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.
by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011
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im so munsoned dude im in debt
by billuke January 13, 2008
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munsoned

To be a born loser!When your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert!A real "munson"!
To find out you milked a bull!!
To stab yourself with your hook!
When you deal in bulk flourecent condoms!To be munsoned by the cops!
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Missouri

A terrible place filled with pawns/hicks and easily influenced girls who worship the cast of Laguna Beach. Every guy and girl in my highschool wears Hollister clothes that name places in southern California that they've never been to before. They think that Orange County is just like what MTV depicts them as. Most of the people here were born in Missouri, grew up in Missouri, and will probably stay in Missouri for the rest of there lives.

So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
Southern California is the only place in the world that's worth living in. If you don't live here, you might as well be dead. I can't wait to get the hell out of this dumbass place called Missouri and move back to the Orange County that these idiots have never seen before.
by Ian Trautner January 2, 2007
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He’s a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and amazing and everyone should love him, plus he has amazing hair
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munsoned

To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.
A co worker noticing another in a slump after a wekend may proclaim "somebody sure has a case of the monday Munsons".
Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Munsoned".
by Rolo Tony January 1, 2007
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Munson

1. someone who acts like a complete idiot with or without the aid of alcohol

2. something someone does which is really stupid
that was munsonish behaviour

that ali is a real munson!
by colesy September 13, 2005
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