milf catcher

a person who only dates/sleeps with milfs.

Keep that boy away from your mom, he's a milf catcher

by GIRLI August 24, 2010

MILF

Stands for Mother/Mom, I'd Like to Fuck. Also DILF, SILF, and BILF. See Motherfucker

"Oh, dude, I just milfed my mom last night."
"Bro, you be fucked up.

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

soon-to-be-milf

1. One who is not yet a milf.
2. A milf who has yet to have children.

I love Milfs, GMilfs and Soon-to-be-milfs

by alexakis December 25, 2007

[milf-t]

Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D

Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.

by Dreadcock :) January 4, 2009

milf mill

an area where attractive moms often congregate.

"dude have you been to that new save on foods? its a total milf mill!"

by cutmeaslice October 13, 2009

MILFiltrate

Verb

MILFiltrated, MILFiltrating, MILFiltrates

To gain entrance gradually or by stealthy means into the mind/body of a MILF

Noun

MILFiltrator

One the MILFiltrates

I followed her down the cereal isle, before she could reach for a box I began to MILFiltrate. I got her number and gained complete access.

by Mandalorian Assasin December 28, 2011

MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.

"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."

by zombieskin January 1, 2012