Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.
Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
by Mitched April 24, 2017
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A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
by Rozersedge February 02, 2019
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Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
What a Mitch the mole
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018
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mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
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original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.
by publius2011 April 25, 2017
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mitch/tim

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim
by callmefear April 03, 2019
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Murky Mitch

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble

The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.

Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.

After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.

During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
by jasonbrazen April 01, 2021
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