20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub

i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'

by always take a hojoe to go November 12, 2015

20 minute guitar solo

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019

Mary Jane Minute

The extended period of time it take a pot head to get anything done.

Susan told me she would be here in five minutes, but that was a half hour ago. She must have meant Mary Jane Minutes.

by mrbearsh August 27, 2009

gimme a minute

When you need a minute to coplete a task

Gimme a minute Tom I'm wiping my ass

by Your pants May 12, 2016

White Woman Minute

The split second it takes for a Karen, Becky, or Susan to ask for a manager or call the cops.

"Boy, you best stay away from Whole Foods dressed like that or you'll have Karen on your ass in a white woman minute!"

by SooshLover July 23, 2020

The Soldiers Minute

The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.

by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022

New York minute

A very short period of time. So named because New York is a busy city where people are in such a rush that a minute seems to pass in less than sixty seconds.

When the most attractive girl in school asked me if I wanted to have sex with her, I thought about it for a New York minute before saying "yes".

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003